i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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