do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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