Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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