this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
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I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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