when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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