Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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