...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
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I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
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She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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