I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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