he told me I talked like a deaf person
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I deserve this hangover.
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