didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
