Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
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I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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