..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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