been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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