How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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