once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
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Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
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well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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