Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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