What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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