I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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