Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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