Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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