Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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