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• (760): View more from California

  No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  My liver can't handle being unemployed!

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