So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
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Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
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so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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