i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.