Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(+44): View more from England

Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.

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(251): View more from Alabama

There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.

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(517): View more from Michigan

you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii

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(210): View more from Texas

I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.

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(618): View more from Illinois

So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me

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(440): View more from Ohio

I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha

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(760): View more from California

Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.

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