How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i dont even know how to be here
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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