Your tits are I can't wait for
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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