Are we in a gay sports bar?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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