I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
You don't make any sense
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