like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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