What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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