taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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