I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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