So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
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I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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