It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision