awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
The pigeons can smell the fear
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.