Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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