i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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