that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
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Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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