brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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