Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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