It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
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I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
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I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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