put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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