And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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