The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
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First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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