But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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