reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
