This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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