dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
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well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
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Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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