I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I need to sanitize my soul.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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