Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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