no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
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are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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