Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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