The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
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