thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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