using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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