What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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