Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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