after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Randomize